That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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