As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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