He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My dick has a subreddit
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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