Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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