So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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