I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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