Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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