nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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