Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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