can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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