she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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