$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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