have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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