so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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