I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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