i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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