I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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