I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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