but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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