WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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