hell yes lets make some ravioli
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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