Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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