Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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