I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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