Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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