she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
My ATM looks so different sober.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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