You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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