I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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