I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Blood and glitter go together right?
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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