My boss' voice literally gives me gas
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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