Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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