i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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