that's an acceptable place to lick
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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