so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize