how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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