she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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