mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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