went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
smell my finger.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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