just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The adults are the big ones right?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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