It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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