its not stalking. its research.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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