It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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