how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Too much gin, very little bucket
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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