Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
