420 ftw
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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