we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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