I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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