found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't want my vagina anymore.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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