Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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