I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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