How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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