Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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