Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you traded sex for a burrito?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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